Me and two other people (supermodel Giselle and someone else…maybe my sister?) were hanging out in a living room. I was looking through a pile of 3 jackets on the floor when all of a sudden something under 2 of them disappeared! The other two quickly stood erect to check out what was going on. We were all scared.
I described what I saw to Giselle and my sister for what felt like an hour. I kept describing the scenario over and over because I was in such shock. Basically, I was flipping the jackets over one-by-one and then when I was done (at the 3rd one) I unflipped them. Then I started to flip them again but now, under two of them, were missing something (I forget) and I was completely freaked out. I must’ve described what I saw 3 or 4 times?! I kept asking if we should call that guy Sweets from Bones so he could give us a profile of the burglar.
We had a mystery on our hands.
I kept saying how the burglar had to be a magician because I saw the “stuff” one second and then the next it was gone. They either had to be a magician or able to do magical things.
It was nearing bedtime and everyone was freaked out. Me being me, I didn’t want to go to bed because I kept thinking since they were able to steal things magically, they could magically appear in any room and do anything they wanted. Giselle and 2 other models said how someone owed them a favor so they were going to stay at a high-secure hotel. I wanted to go but I wasn’t a friend of Giselle’s. I ended up staying at the house/whatever it was.
At night, the burglars appeared once again – it was Kevin Spacey and some greasy looking dude. Kevin Spacey obviously saw me but he kept talking all creepishly while I hid behind a counter facing him. He sat on a couch and had a dead look in his eyes (a la usual suspects) while he talked and talked about goodness knows what.. I was soooo scared. Thankfully, I had my phone and started texting as many people as I could the words “they’re here. Help.” I sent the message to Caroline (what originally was Diana turned into Caroline). And then I sent it to Jacqui but I remembered she was in Thailand so that was dumb. And then I sent the text to a slew of other people, of which I can’t remember at this time. All I know is that I felt like I wasn’t texting enough people. Plus, my cellphone sucked so it took a good 5 minutes to send every text and the battery kept giving out…all while Kevin Spacey continued to talk creepily.
I was planning my escape and saw a set of knives in clear view. If anything, I was going to grab a knife…all 6-7 of them (so the bad guys couldn’t get any – it made sense) and run for it.
I slowly emerged from my “hiding” place and revealed myself to Kevin Spacey and his minion. We did a bit of back and forth repartee and then they disappeared.
Suddenly Kevin Spacey turned into an old conniving lady and a greasy 30-something man (who looked like Danny Zucco) with a kid. They took me to another room because they were going to cut a deal with Caroline, who popped out of nowhere. She gave me a look of WTF. The old lady made me sit in a sofa chair for 20 minutes and said “no funny business” and some threat, which obviously didn’t deter me from texting more people my SOS. I could see the old lady, grease guy and kid making a deal with Caroline through windowed doors. I felt so bad for her for being stuck with the schmos.
Finally, they were finished (or taking a break) and the old lady came outside and took a seat next to me. Just as soon as she took a seat, Jacqui appeared in home attire and said she was there to pick me up (aka. The Excuse). She got my text and came straight from the airport. I gave the old lady a look of “crap” and then Caroline and I left. But we left with the sense that the old lady’s gang was going to leave us alone because they’d lost.
It was all very weird.
